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I had the most intense orgasm of my life

This story is out of the ordinary for multiple reasons. First, I was called out yesterday for not really writing in detail regarding MY orgasms, and secondly because this post is coming in the next day, not months later. So for now, keep in mind that a lot has happened since my last post, maybe keep an eye on the dates of posts.


Josh and I had hooked up a few weeks prior, where I gave him a BJ in my apartment after we had sex. I really enjoyed my time hanging out with him, and so when he asked if we could do it again earlier in the week, I didn’t hesitate to break my “no second time” rule which seems to be broken more and more. He came over and I had wine ready. I had the plan all laid out: he’d show up, I’d give him a BJ, we’d watch a movie and flirt, and then I’d probably give him another BJ and we’d be done.

Well, that’s not how it went. I shouldn’t try to plan stuff like this out in my head. He arrived and I gave him some wine. We immediately started making out on the couch, and we were getting very handsy. I grabbed him through his jeans and told him I wanted to suck him off in between kisses. He raised himself up so he was straddling me and I started unbuckling his belt. He unbuttoned his pants and then unzipped. I reached in and pulled his cock through the fly in his boxers, but I couldn’t get a good enough angle on it.

I told him to take them off, so he got off and did, he stripped all the way down. I told him I liked the idea of where he was, so he climbed back on me straddling my crotch, he was fully naked now and I was fully clothed. I started stroking him and he was loving it, but I couldn’t reach him with my lips. I was incredibly horny seeing this sexy man completely naked, his hips lightly thrusting as I was stroking his cock.

I told him to slide closer so I could suck him and he did. He slid his way up and I bent my neck up, taking the tip of his cock into my mouth. I swirled my tongue around the tip a few times, and I tried to get a little deeper, but my neck was already bent as much as it could go. He thrust himself forward just a little bit to help go a little deeper and asked if that was okay. I couldn’t really do anything except mumble “mmm hmm” and I bobbed my head the little bit that I could muster.

He slowly started sliding his cock in and out, a little deeper each time, and he told me to stop him if I didn’t like it. At first I never had imagined I’d just sit here letting him hump my face, but as it was happening, I started enjoying it more and more. He was slowly thrusting in and out, maybe half way, he wasn’t going deep or shallow, but then he started speeding up a little and I no longer enjoyed it.

I grabbed his cock with one hand and slid him out the side and told him to lay down so I could take over. He laid back to the other arm of the couch, hanging one leg down to the floor, and I crawled up and then quickly took him all the way in. He moaned loudly, it seemed like he liked it deeper than he was going, so I kept it deep for a while.

I moved my head slowly and steady, but I didn’t go up or down too much at all. He started panting, and then moments later let out a loud moan and I could feel him starting to pulse. I sucked hard and went deep, then I pulled all the way out to his tip, and he came hard. He let out an incredibly loud moan as I sucked hard and swallowed slowly. I gave him a few more gentle sucks as I let him slide out of my mouth.

Looking up, he made eye contact with me right away. I smiled and he leaned in and gave me a kiss, then leaned back and told me it was insane, that it was even better than last time and he didn’t know that was possible. He leaned back, chuckled and shook his head. I asked what was wrong, and he said that he just didn’t understand how I did that. That made me smile and almost blush.

So far, everything’s to plan. He started putting his clothes on and I went and refilled our wine. I figured we’d find a movie on Netflix to watch. I came back and sat down and we just started talking about movies as we were browsing. Have you ever just done that, where you just can’t find something worth watching but you just talk about every movie you scroll past?

So after a few minutes of looking, the conversation shifts and I just set the remote down. We end up talking for nearly an hour before the conversation shifts back to sex. He talked again about the blowjob I just gave him and how it was the best thing he’s ever felt, and he said he wanted to make me feel that way.

I told him that he did, because him telling me that makes me feel incredible, and I would even do it again if he’s ready. I leaned in and kissed him, and we made out for a few minutes. He pulled back away and he said that no, it’s not the same. He really wanted to know what I liked.

I started thinking about it and decided to tell him that I really don’t get off from oral sex, I’ve had a few guys lick my pussy and while it feels good, it can never really compete with my clit sucker. He asked about sex, like if I’ve ever gotten off from PIV sex and I told him no, I hadn’t. He asked me about anal, and I told him I am really not interested in having anything up there. Then he asked if I’d ever had my ass licked before, and I told him I had, and it was probably my favorite thing. He smiled and said he’d never done that before, but he’d love to do it for me. I thought about it for a bit and told him it’s okay, that I really just wanted to give him some more, that I promise I actually enjoy that more than getting my ass licked.

We started kissing again, and I asked him if we should take this to my room. He said yes, and we held hands and walked in. I sat down on my bed and pulled his pants down while he took off his shirt. He was standing there completely naked again, sexy as hell. He told me it wasn’t fair that he’s the only naked one, so I smiled and stood up next to him and stripped down slowly while he watched. I got down to my knees and reached up, taking his cock into my mouth and he asked what I was doing.

I told him that I wanted to top the last one, that I wanted to make this one twice as good. I started sucking hard and slow, and he took a full step back. I asked what was wrong, I thought maybe I hurt him. He said, “you really want to suck me again?”

I told him yes, more than anything. I wanted to suck him so, so badly.

He said, “Good. You don’t get to.” I just looked at him confused. Then he said something like, “you’ve got to at least let me try on you first. If you don’t like it, you can go right back to me and trust me I’m not going to stop you again. But you’ve got to give me a few minutes on you.”

I thought for a moment about how I usually just am a pleaser and I rely solely on myself to get off. I didn’t think he’d actually do much, but if it’s going to get me any closer to sucking his cock again, I was for it. There was no downside to this, maybe I’d get lucky.

I smiled and agreed that it was fair. I asked where he wanted me, and he told me on my back on the side of the bed. I sat down, then laid back. He kneeled on the floor and pushed my legs open. He dove right in, giving my clit one big lick before sliding his tongue down to my entrance and sticking it as deep as he could. He went back up and started swirling his tongue around my clit, then he slid his tongue all…the…way… down. He licked my ass and I tensed up. I could feel the breath from his nostrils on my entrance. He asked if it was good, and I told him it was.

He went back up to my clit and circled a few times then sucked. I enjoyed the sucking. He asked me if that’s where the toy does it, and I showed him with my finger where I put the sucker. He sucked a few times and then said he had an idea. I was a little reluctant, asking him what he had in mind, and he asked where I keep the toy.

Curious, I pointed to my drawer. He opened it and it’s right on top, along with my vibrator. He held it up and asked if that was the toy and I shook my head. He handed it to me and said to use it on myself. I said no way, and he begged. Finally I said, “no, you can use it on me then” and handed it to him after turning it on.

He started moving it around and the feeling was just as blissful as ever. He stopped it in JUST the wrong spot, so I grabbed his hand and moved it. Oh man. Bliss. Pure bliss. I’m a little weirded out that he’s just staring at my spread open pussy at full close view, but hey, I guess we’ve seen all of each other now so who cares?

After another moment, he moves it around again. I like to keep it on just one spot. I grabbed it from him and held it, and he leaned in and gave my butthole a quick lick. I tensed up and moaned. As I released my tension, he gave it another quick lick. I tightened up again. He did this a few more times. The feeling of the clit sucker doing it’s job and his tongue just barely grazing over my butthole was INTENSE.

Then, he leaned in and slowly gave a circle around. Then he went the other way. I let out a loud moan and he did it again.

He circled around a number of times while I held the toy in place. Then he went the other way. Then he switched again. I started counting, 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10. Then the other way. 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10. He was being slow, rhythmic, and steady. He just continued drawing circles with his tongue and before I knew it, I erupted with the most intense orgasm ever. I started moaning loudly and he stuck his full tongue onto my ass and just pressed with the width while breathing heavy through his nose. I could feel myself pulsing, tensing and letting loose over and over.

He sat back and put a finger inside me. I pulled the toy away, I couldn’t handle it any longer. He sat still for a moment with a finger deep inside me, then he curled it upward and pressed his tongue on my butthole again. He gave a few licks up and down, then drew a few circles each way. I couldn’t handle it. I had to stop him.

I told him that holy fuck, that was one of the best orgasms I’ve ever had, and I meant it, but now I was going to suck his cock like there’s no tomorrow.

He crawled on the bed and laid his head on the pillow. I crawled between his legs and didn’t waste a moment. I started sucking hard and fast, and he moaned like absolute crazy. I started swirling a finger around my clit and I enjoyed it a lot. I was very sensitive so I kept the touch light but having his cock in my mouth and hearing him moan meant that just a brush against my clit was enough to nearly set me over the edge.

He started tightening his legs and I could feel his cock starting to pulse. I started rubbing myself faster, knowing he was about to burst. I slowed down for just a moment and then I sped up, both on him and on myself. He started moaning loudly, I started moaning as well, and then he came. I could feel his pulsing and feel his cum, and that set me over the edge. I orgasmed. Hard. I sucked down hard, but I could barely pay attention. Him cumming was making me cum, and I could tell that my pleasure was doing it for him too.

I let go with my mouth, swallowed, and grabbed him, stroking slowly while we finished.

I flopped down next to him, both of us just laying there panting. We both had a little chuckle, that was intense for both of us. We talked for a few minutes about what we liked and learned. I couldn’t believe the pleasure I got from that.

I sat up and leaned in, asking if I could suck on him again and he laughed and told me to stay the hell away. I gave him a frown and he asked if he could go again on me and I said no, so he gave me a frown and we laughed.

We got dressed and he went home. We agreed we would absolutely see each other again. Unlike many nights, I did not masturbate after he left.

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I met Toby for a Second Time

Feb 6

In a rare opportunity, I had the kids all day the day before. My ex had called and asked me if I would mind, he had a date. This was sort of a shock to me, but I’ve moved on, so why shouldn’t he be able to as well? Besides, I don’t really get to do much fun stuff with the kids at this point, because I only see them after school before bed. So we had a great day.

I dropped the kids off at school and went to the gym. I had to work at 11, so the kids would be going over to a friends house after school until I could pick them up after my shift ended at 8. While I was at the gym, I was texting Toby again, I had met him a few weeks back on Tinder and I went back to his place and gave him a handjob. We had been texting for the last few days, he got motivated after our last encounter to get tested and was very happy to show me that he was completely clean.

The time I spent with him was great, and I knew he was just looking for casual stuff too, so I told him we should meet up this Friday. He was going to be out of town this weekend, and asked where I was at. I knew where he lived was really close by, and he suggested I just come over to his place to shower instead of the shower at the gym. At first I sort of laughed it off but then I thought “why not?”

I texted back that something tells me I won’t really get a good shower if I come over, and he texted back that he’d make absolute sure I had a great shower. I ended my workout early and hopped in my car, sweaty and stinky. On my way over, I realized this was how I felt on my way over to Alex for the second time. I was a bit unsure if I wanted to do this – I had a rule about only hooking up once. But hey, I had only given Toby a handjob the first time, so really this is like 1.5 right? He’s safe, and I really want to give him a blowjob.

I arrived at his place after just a few minutes, and he was standing in the doorway waiting for me. I asked if he didn’t have to work today, and he chuckled and said he works from home, so he is working right now. As soon as the door closed, he pushed me up against the wall and we started making out. I was a bit self conscious because I was all sweaty, but that didn’t seem to stop him at all. After a few minutes of swirling our tongues and getting my chest groped, I thought that I heard the shower was on.

I asked him if the shower was running, and chuckled and said he wanted to make sure it was nice and hot by the time I got there. He grabbed my hand and walked into the bathroom, and showed me he had a towel hanging for me and said he hoped I had a great shower. I looked at him suspiciously, like he was up to something.

“Of course, since you covered me in your sweat, maybe I should join you in there? You know, to save water,” he said with a grin.

I smiled and stripped off my tank and bra. He took off his shirt in turn, and then I slid my yoga pants and underwear off in one motion, and then stepped into the tub. He followed shortly. We started making out again, this time fully naked and our hands went all over. He was completely hard, and I was about to get down onto my knees when he suddenly did. He gently grabbed my ankle and set it on the side of the tub, the water hitting his back, and he leaned forward and started licking my clit with slow, gentle swirls.

Quickly, he stuck his tongue back as far as he could, almost reaching my hole but the angle was preventing it. He slid his tongue back and started sucking on my clit. It felt like a less intense version of my clit sucker. Good, but not nearly as good. He was holding my ass, one hand on each side, and he slid one hand all the way around so he could slide his finger inside of me. He started pushing in and out while licking. Again, it felt good, but not great. What it was doing though, was turning me on a lot.

I set my leg down and tapped his shoulder with my finger. I told him to stand up, and he obeyed. I leaned in and kissed him, turning so my back was against the stream, and then carefully dropped down onto my knees. I was afraid I was going to drown since the water was pummeling the back of my head, but Toby turned the shower head to the side so it was spraying mostly the wall.

He was still rock hard, and I took him quickly and deeply into my mouth. As soon as I was as deep as I could get, I slowly twisted my head back and forth a few times, and he seemed to enjoy the circular motion quite a lot. Taking this as a queue, I slid him out all the way as slowly as possible, turning my head back and forth all the way out. I took him into both of my hands and started twisting one hand each direction with just the tip in my lips, then I let go and took him deep again. I kept up a steady pace for a few minutes, and then slid him out and repeated the back and forth circular motion with my hands two or three more times.

He reached down and put his hand in my hair, and I was sort of afraid he was going to pull my head in deep, but he didn’t. He just gracefully and softly was holding my head, so I didn’t mind at all. I picked up the pace slightly, and his moans got intense. I slid him all the way out again, and started twisting my hands, and he squirted straight at my face. I had my mouth just slightly open, and so some went in, but some made its way around my face. As quickly as I could, I took him deep so as much of him was in my mouth as possible. I swallowed and kept sucking while his cock pulsated. I love the feeling of the bottom of a pulsating cock on the top of my tongue.

He started moaning, almost a whimper, as I slowed down and let my suction down a bit. I started stroking him softly as his erection started to disappear. I stood up, and he wiped my face off with his thumb, rinsing it in the shower stream. We smiled and then he sort of giggled. I asked what was funny, and he said nothing was funny, it just felt so good. That made me feel great.

He got out of the shower and I was able to finally wash myself off from the gym. When I was done, I got out and he had a pot of coffee ready, so I stayed and we drank coffee until I had to leave for work. We both agreed that we had a great connection and that we probably shouldn’t see each other again, considering neither of us wanted a relationship. Part of me felt sad to say that, but the other part of me still just loves being promiscuous.

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I watched a movie with Becca and Eric

February 4th

I woke up in the morning to a text from Becca, “Wellllllllllllll, how was that handsome guy last night???? I saw you hadn’t came home before I went to bed at 1am so it must have been good.”

I looked at my phone and set it back down. I didn’t really feel like talking about it. I laid my head back down on the pillow and stewed about it for a bit and then picked my phone back up and texted back, “Didn’t go great. A story for another time I guess.”

About a minute later, I got a knock on my door. I was confused, I hadn’t ordered anything and I almost never get knocks on the door. I jumped up and threw on an oversized t-shirt since I slept naked, and jogged over to the door.

The moment the door cracked open, Becca said, “spill it!” pushing her way past me. She was dressed similarly with an oversized shirt but she was wearing plaid fleece bottoms as well. She continued, “I was the best wing woman ever, wasn’t I? How did things go wrong? Was he married? What an asshole, he was married wasn’t he?”

I didn’t have the energy for Becca this morning, I had only been awake for a few minutes, but she’s the closest thing I have to a non-judgmental friend right now, so I need to nurture it. I was cold though. It was a cold morning and I was wearing nothing but a super thin t-shirt. I didn’t say anything, I just walked into my room and got back in bed. She didn’t hesitate and followed me back in and climbed under the covers with me, turning on her side and propping her head up with her hand.

“Alright Jess, what’s the deal?”

I told her everything. I told her that he was great, we went to his place, that I started giving him a BJ, and that he started being an asshole. She let me speak, completely uninterrupted. After I was at a stopping point, the first thing she said was, “and you still let him finish? Fuck, you’re too nice. I would have left and hoped he got blue balls.”

I explained to her that I had considered doing that, and I actually was about to, but he just came on my chest as I was about to stop. We had a good giggle about that, we talked about sex, about blowjobs, and I asked her a bit more about why she hates giving them. Long story short, she used to give guys head a lot in college. Like, a LOT. She was pretty promiscuous and enjoyed doing it, which is why she supports me doing it, but she hates it now and she doesn’t know why. She thinks it’s maybe because she enjoyed the promiscuity or something. She did have a few bad experiences, similar to this one, which started to sour her a little bit on the idea.

Then, at one point, Eric was “joking around” when they were drunk and he pulled out during sex and came on her face after she said no. He thought it was funny, she thought it was traumatic. They got in a massive fight, to the point where they went to couples counseling because she didn’t trust him anymore. They’re over it now and are in the best place they’ve ever been, but she just really doesn’t want to suck him off anymore because of it. Something switched inside her brain.

I told her I got it, that I understood and I wasn’t judging at all. I told her about my past, how I had never given one, and we had a really great chat. I assumed it would come up again that I should give her husband a blowjob, but it didn’t. She asked me if we could go out to a bar again tonight, hopefully find someone that wasn’t a complete asshole, and I told her I’d think about it while I was at work. Then I looked at the clock and saw the time and freaked out. I didn’t realize how long we had been chatting, and I had to be at work in 15 minutes.

I jumped out of bed and grabbed the same work shirt I had stripped off last time. I tore off my shirt and started getting dressed with Becca watching me and she said something like, “Fuck Jess, you’re a hottie!” and it made me blush a little. I knew she was looking but I didn’t really care, but I didn’t expect her to say anything. Truth is, I sort of liked that attention. After seeing her in her clubbing outfit last night, I realized how stunning she is, so receiving a compliment from her like that was great.

Work was completely uneventful, and then when I got home, Becca just came through my front door unannounced. It really made me feel good that she’s comfortable enough with me to just come over. I liked it. She asked me if she was ready for the world’s best wing woman to find her someone new tonight. She was incredibly enthusiastic about it, so I felt sort of bad telling her that I really just wanted to stay in. I realized that this was one of the first Saturdays that I wouldn’t be going out in quite some time, but I just wasn’t feeling giving a random guy a BJ tonight.

Becca, as chipper as ever, told me it was no problem. That she and Eric were just going to watch a movie then, and that I should come over. I told her I didn’t want to be a third wheel and she insisted. I told her I hadn’t showered and I just wanted to put on sweatpants and lay low. She fought back again and told me sweatpants and a movie and wine sounded perfect and that the movie would start at 8. I finally agreed.

I showered and got dressed. I put on my sweatpants and an oversized hoodie, grabbed a bottle of wine and went next door. I took her lead and just walked into the apartment, and Eric was just sitting on the couch in his sweatpants. He looked startled for a moment but then told me that Becca would be right out and offered to pour me some wine. He was drinking whiskey and I told him that I’d actually rather have what he’s having. He smiled and jumped up, poured me a glass, and we tapped them together in a cheers.

A few minutes later, Becca came out in her sweatpants, but she looked a lot sexier than I did. Her sweatshirt was cropped right below her boobs and she was wearing yoga pants.

Becca and I sat on the couch, Eric sat in the chair off to the side holding the remote. He turned on the TV and we watched a documentary on Pamela Anderson. We all made funny commentary here and there, and we all had a great time. We got a lot more drunk than I had initially wanted to for the night, but it ended up being fun. Right after the movie ended, Eric jumped up and went to the bathroom, and Becca immediately turned to me and asked, “So do you wanna do it?”

I asked her what she meant. Of course. She was asking me to give Eric a blowjob. I told her I didn’t want to jeopardize our friendship and that I’d have to think about this, that tonight was a hard no. She tried some more and said there’s no way he’d ever talk bad to her, he was hot, he has a nice dick, and that nobody would ever know. I declined again, saying I really needed to think about it.

Eric came back out and we both shut up, and he awkwardly asked what we were talking about. “Girl stuff” was enough to get him to say that he had fun but he was going to bed. He came up to me, gave me a hug and then kissed Becca. I told them that I was tired and needed to get to bed myself, but Becca insisted I stay just for another drink.

Assuming she’d still try to convince me, I reluctantly sat down with more whiskey and we just talked. Not about Eric. I was glad that she let that rest. We started talking about some of her stories from college about her one night stands, and at this point it actually started turning me on. But I still hadn’t made up my mind about Eric. I texted Alex a simple phrase: I want to suck your dick but you need to come over here.

Becca and I finished our drinks and I headed back home. I left the door unlocked so he could slip through. I texted him again and told him he needed to go up the other way so that my neighbor didn’t see him and that the door was unlocked.

I waited around for a few minutes, and the status of my text still just said “delivered” and not “read”. I was suddenly more than just a little horny. I was full on horny. I grabbed my vibrator and turned it on. I slowly circled my clit before sliding it in and turning it to my favorite vibration pattern. I worked it for a while, getting myself close to orgasm before relaxing it a bit. Then, I flipped it off, and grabbed my clit sucker and started using that.

Holy hell, the changing of sensations was unbelievable. I nearly immediately orgasmed, almost going into convulsions, thinking that while I was doing this that Alex might be getting close to being here. I wanted to suck his dick so badly it was unreal. I was completely out of breath when I dropped my clit sucker in the drawer and grabbed my phone. He had texted back “on my way” 12 minutes ago.

It was that very moment that my door creaked open, and quietly closed. He quietly called, “Jess?”

I smirked and replied, “in here,” and then it hit me that I was completely naked. He’d quickly seen me when I flashed him, but I had never just been fully naked. Looks like that’s about to change.

He entered my room and I stood up and walked up to him. He froze and smiled while he watched me. I had an unbelievable confidence in my naked body, it was a combination of the compliment from Becca earlier and the whiskey I’m sure, but I enjoyed being naked at the time.

I grabbed his hands, putting them on my chest. He gave them a few good squeezes and then started to lean in to kiss me. I had no interest in that, it seemed like it would be too intimate, so I leaned back to avoid it and grabbed one hand and slid it down between my legs. He slid one finger between my lips and I told him, “this is what happens to me when I know I’m about to suck your dick.” He rubbed a few more times and I could see he was fully hard. I dropped to my knees and pulled down his sweatpants, his cock springing up.

I took him into my mouth all the way. I didn’t want to waste any time teasing him or taking any longer than necessary. I just wanted him to cum. I started at a quick pace, the pace he usually finishes at, and kept it perfectly consistent. His legs started shaking, so I pushed him backward and he tripped on his pants being around his ankles, but fell onto the bed just as I had wanted.

Adjusting myself, I went right back to it, having lost very little momentum. I didn’t tease the tip, I just kept the steady pace and he started moaning quickly. His legs started squirming around, and I pulled his pants the rest of the way so he could control them individually. I grabbed his balls with one hand and stroked him with the other as I continued sucking.

It wasn’t but another minute later that his cock started pulsing and he let out the loudest of his moans. I slid my mouth off a little, keeping only the head of his cock in my mouth and sucked hard while I stroked his cock with my hand quickly. His balls started lifting with the pulses, and then he suddenly burst. I swallowed and then went all the way down, and I could feel him cum a little more into the back of my throat. I slowly slid his cock out, sucked hard on the tip while he let out just a little more, before sliding all the way down again. His cock was still pulsing, but nothing more was coming out. I slowly slid him out of my mouth and laid my head on his leg while still holding his cock in my hand.

He started losing his erection a little, and I gave him a good squeeze. He moaned slightly, so I squeezed again, this time harder. It stiffened his cock up again, so I squeezed even harder, while slowly going toward the tip. A little more cum came out, just a drop. I stuck the tip back in my mouth and sucked hard one more time before letting go. As soon as I let go, his hardness was mostly gone, his cock flopped over to the side.

Alex propped himself up on his elbows and told me that as per usual, that was amazing. I told him it sure was indeed, and that I enjoyed the hell out of that one. He told me that now I absolutely had to let him do things to me, and I told him that I’m confident that did more to me than it did to him. I stood up and turned around, where my shirt was laying on the floor, and slowly bent down to pick it up, pausing where my face was at my knees and gave my hips a very slow wiggle back and forth. I straightened up and turned around, grabbed his cock again and squeezed, then pulled the shirt over my head.

He let his elbows loose, falling backward onto the bed and let out a super long sigh. I crawled under my blankets and watched him as he got dressed. We chatted for a few minutes and then he left. I went and locked the front door and came back and I’m pretty sure I was asleep before my head hit the pillow.

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A Quick, Quiet, Secret Bedroom BJ

I had seen Alex at work a few times and thought back to our last encounter, where I had swung by his place before work, and it turned me on a bit. It’s not that I find Alex incredibly attractive or I want him in any other way. I just like the way I can tell him what to do and he does it, no questions asked. If I’m in the mood to give a blowjob, I can count on Alex. I know he’s nearly risk free, and I like having him as both a go-to and as a backup.

I had been talking to a guy I met from Tinder all day. Unfortunately he was out of town and we made plans to meet up on Saturday, but given it was only Thursday, I had to wait. Also unfortunately, I was really horny all day, but that got squashed when I got home with the kids and had to help with homework. I hate math, I suck at math, and it’s not the same as when I was their age.

I got the kids down to bed, showered, and then went into my room and started reading. I got to this especially hot part in my book where a girl gives her first blowjob, (Last Light by Claire Kent – go read it!) and holy shit, did that turn me on. Knowing tomorrow was Friday and I didn’t have any Tinder plans, I figured I’d hit up a bar and try to find someone the old fashioned way tomorrow.

I read the scene in the book a few times and I reached down and started softly playing with my clit while reading it. I don’t do this often, but something about relating recently to the satisfaction of the blowjob just hit me hard. I slid off my panties and opened my robe, grabbing my vibrator. I flipped it on and toyed with my clit a bit, setting down my Kindle and closing my eyes.

I circled around my clit a little more, and then I slowly slid it inside. The cool texture from the shaft was a bit of a shock but quickly I got used to it. I slowly slid it in all the way and let it sit there for a moment before slowly sliding it out and rubbing my clit a few more times. This got me incredibly horny. I grabbed my phone, texted Alex “Want a blowjob?”

I grabbed the vibrator again and pressed it against my clit when my phone chirped. I switched off the vibe to see he had replied, “of course I do. Where and when?”

“Here. Now. Kids are asleep, so no talking and it’s got to be fast. Text when you get here, don’t knock.” And I sent him my address.

I flipped it back on, knowing I had about 10-15 minutes to myself before he got here. I used that time to my advantage, thoroughly enjoying myself while the anticipation was killing me for Alex to show up. I reached my orgasm, flipped it off, and then got a text that he had just parked. I walked out to the front room, and waited by the door. Once I heard him walk up, I opened the door as quietly as I could. As we made eye contact, I just put my finger up to my lips and made a quiet “shh” noise and he nodded in understanding.

Quickly, I glanced around to see if anyone was looking. Feeling confident that nobody was, I fully opened up my robe, flashing Alex quickly before closing it and motioning for him to come inside. I quietly closed the door and grabbed his hand, walking him through the dark into my room. Once inside, Alex started whispering something. I quickly gave him another “shh” and patted the bed. He sat down, and I got down on my knees in front of him. I pushed his chest, making him fall back so his legs were dangling off the bed and the rest of him laying on his back.

I slid his sweatpants down while he lifted his hips just enough for them to clear underneath. He wasn’t wearing any underwear and I found that incredibly sexy. I didn’t waste any time, taking his fully limp cock into my mouth all the way, and slowly slid him out while sucking hard. I did this a few times until he was as hard as a rock, this trick always seems to work quickly. I slid him out, and started kissing his shaft up and down while playing with his balls. I realized that I don’t usually give balls any attention, so I used one hand to stroke him while using the other to gently massage his balls.

This made him moan quietly, so I did that for a while, continuing to gently play with them while firmly stroking his shaft. I went back to using my mouth, quickly sliding him all the way in and he moaned again, this time a bit louder. I snickered a bit and shushed him again. He reached over and grabbed one of my pillows, putting it over his face. This made me happy, I knew I was about to make him moan.

Quickening the pace a little, I put more focus on his shaft, taking a moment every once in a while to suck hard and use my tongue to circle the tip of his cock. I could see his stomach and chest starting to rise and fall quickly, his breaths shortening, so I took that as a sign to suck just a little harder.

I considered pulling him out of my mouth and stroking him onto my chest, but I didn’t because the angle wasn’t great, he wouldn’t really see it, plus I had just taken a shower and didn’t want to have to take another. Before I could consider anything else, he started pulsing, shooting cum into my mouth. I slowed way down, hearing him moan into the pillow while I decreased my speed and suction slightly. He pulsed a few more times, I swallowed it down, and I continued to slowly suck. He came a lot, more than usual. Maybe he hadn’t masturbated since I had given him a BJ 4 days ago.

He pulled the pillow off of his face and put it behind his head. I still was lightly stroking and another few drops came out. I licked it and gave the tip of his cock a kiss, and said “delicious” before giving him one more full suck. He covered his mouth with both hands and let out a grunt. I licked his tip one final time, and then I stood up and leaned down a bit, letting him know it was late and I had to get up at 7 with the kids. He shook his head in agreement and pulled on his pants.

I went over to the door to pull it open and he came up closely and whispered to wait. I turned around, and he pointed to my chest and asked, “can I?” I cracked a smile and pulled my robe open exposing my breasts, and he gave them a quick squeeze. He softly started rubbing my nipples between his thumb and finger, and I pulled the robe back over and opened the door. I figured I’d let him get a little bit while they were uncovered, no harm in that.

I walked out to the front door, quietly opened it, and he thanked me with a whisper. I winked at him and softly closed the door behind him. I went in and went to bed, it was already half past midnight.


The kids and I got up at 7, I packed their lunches and drove them to school. When I got back home, my next door neighbor, Becca, was leaving for work. She and I had started becoming friends a few weeks back. I had been to her place twice and she to mine once, all three times we sit at the dining table and drink a glass of wine. It was a bit awkward at first, but now we’re always exchanging pleasantries when we see each other.

She said hello with a smile and walked up to me as I was unlocking my door. Our front doors are only maybe 15 feet apart. She asked me if I wanted to get together this weekend for a glass of wine, she was very open to any day. I told her I’d love that. Then, she asked a question which made my heart sink. “Who was that young guy I saw sneaking by my window last night?”

I decided to play it off. “I have no idea what you’re talking about,” I replied with a slight grin. I continued, “You must be mistaken.”

She smiled. “I see how it is. Okay, well maybe you’ll remember over a glass of wine then?”

I shrugged my shoulders.

“We’ll see,” she said, “Have a great day, Jess. Text me with what works best!”

I went inside and audibly said, “Shit!”

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I had a quick errand before work

I woke up around 8. For me, this is sleeping in. I grabbed my phone and Lewis had texted me that he made it home last night. Wow, I fell asleep before he even got home, or maybe I was just too preoccupied to hear my phone buzz. At any rate, I gave him the thumbs up and started thinking back to last night.

Lewis was incredibly attractive. He was my age, he was successful. He was what I would probably look for in a longer term partner, which is why when he replied back to me telling me he enjoyed last night and would love to do it again, that I ignored him. I know that I can latch on to people and I don’t want to put myself into a position where this might happen.

Nights like last night are also why I think I like giving blowjobs better than sex. With sex, I am less satisfied overall. I like being in full control and, just like last night, I wasn’t. Yeah, the sex was fine, but I would have enjoyed a BJ better. I’m in control. I know that I enjoy it. There aren’t many surprises.

I had to work at 10. I texted Alex and told him I could swing by before work if he wanted, knowing he also worked at 10. He immediately replied that I can come over whenever I’d like. I got excited, jumped into the shower and rinsed off, then got out and got ready. I didn’t get my hair wet, because if I do it takes an eternity to do, so I threw it in a messy bun and called it good.

I hopped in my car right about 9:00, got there by 9:10 and was walking in the front door just a minute later. He had texted me to just come in because he was going to take a quick shower so the door was unlocked. I walked in right as he opened the bathroom door with the towel around his waist. He smiled at me as I approached him in the short hallway between his bathroom and bedroom.

When I got in reach I grabbed his hand that was holding up his towel and pulled it off. It was still wrapped around his waist, but not very well. It started sliding a bit, so I helped it the rest of the way down. I pushed him against the wall, which was only a few inches, and then got down on my knees in front of him.

He was already as hard as a rock. I slid him in deeply and slowly, going all the way down before slowly sliding him out and stroking with my hand. Knowing I didn’t have all the time in the world, I went to what I know is quick – a medium steady pace, going about 2/3 of the way down.

This is his kryptonite, it made him moan almost instantly. I had only been sucking on him for 3-4 minutes and his legs started to quiver. I hadn’t ever played with his balls, and I have read that many guys like it, so I reached up with both hands, cupping them and giving them a gentle squeeze. He moaned again, and with that he came hard. He groaned while I sucked hard, and because I always like to make sure he’s all the way done, I slowly slid him out of my mouth.

As soon as he was all the way out, I stroked him slowly a few times just enjoying the last few moments, and not even thinking, and he let out just a small little squirt, but it was enough to shoot right onto my shirt on my left boob. I quickly jumped up and went into the bathroom, grabbed some toilet paper, and wiped it off. I didn’t have a spare shirt with me for work. Luckily, it came all the way off and didn’t take any additional work to get rid of the evidence.

When I came back out, he had wrapped his towel around his hips. I told him I’d see him at work, he said the same. I love how casual we’ve made this!

I drove to work, clocked in, and did my shift. I only saw Alex once, and it was just in passing. We smiled and nodded at each other, and that’s about it.

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I made a guy cum 5 times in one night

It was Friday morning and I did the typical stuff. I dropped off the kids and went to work, I had planned on the gym afterward since I worked fairly early. It had been a few days since I had gotten together with anyone, and I really was thinking about the evening all day. I was daydreaming about what I could do to ensure tonight was a success. On one hand, I always have Alex if I need, but on the other, I had a few really good Tinder conversations going that I could explore.

It was right before lunch when an incredibly attractive guy came in. He looked like a sexy lumberjack, he had a flannel shirt on, tucked into his jeans. Dark black hair, scruffy face that hadn’t been shaved in a week, mid 40’s. He came up to me and started asking me questions and I was answering them, but it was hard.

He told me that he didn’t usually do this, but he gave me his phone number and said he’d love to meet up with me. I graciously took it and told him that I’d love to get together.

I was obsessed all of a sudden. I wanted to push him into the back room and suck his cock right there, but of course I just left that to my imagination. I went and had lunch and almost texted him immediately, but decided that would be a little too eager, the guy was still probably in the store.

Instead, I started replying to a few of the Tinder guys, then went back to work. At one point I snuck my phone out to text him, and a bit later he texted me back that he couldn’t meet tonight but would love to tomorrow. I got incredibly excited but also disappointed at the same time. I was excited for tomorrow, but what about tonight? My level of horny just hit an all time high.

Work ended and I went to the gym. I had a good workout, then went home. I showered and texted a few of my work friends to go out, but I didn’t end up with any luck. I guess I’m going to a bar alone tonight, because that’s a better chance than sitting at home. My few Tinder matches weren’t looking good for tonight.

I took an Uber to a random bar I’d never been to but had heard some of my coworkers talking about. I was absolutely the oldest person there when I got there, but I think I was the only one who noticed. I sat at the bar and ordered a drink. Very quickly, two younger women came and sat next to me, which was disappointing, I wanted a guy to talk to.

My plan was to pretend I got stood up. It worked for me last time, and it made me not quite seem like a huge loser going to a bar all by myself. The ladies got up and left, and then a guy sat down that I was really not interested in. He made a few passes at me and I told him that my date should be here any minute. He was being pushy and asked if he could stay until my date showed up.

I kind of awkwardly avoided the question. A guy came up to the other side of me and I turned to him and said, “I need you to pretend to be my date, this guy is creeping me out.”

He didn’t hesitate. He said, “I can do that for you.” I mouthed ‘thank you’ to him and jumped up and hugged him. I turned to the other guy and told him my date’s here and he got up and walked away.

I looked at my new “date” and he was actually really good looking. He looked like Clark Kent – he had thick black glasses and his hair was combed over to the side the same way. He was tall and slender though.

I told him thanks so much for saving me, and he told me it was no problem. He asked me where my real date was, and I told him that the jerk never showed up so I was about to leave. He invited me to come sit with his friends at a booth, and I agreed.

We chatted for a while, at first it started with them just interrogating me, but then eventually there were side conversations and I got to chatting with Adam, my rescuer. He and I went over and played darts together, which was a really fun and flirty way to get to know each other.

During our competition, we decided to go back to his place to get to know each other a little better. He was walking distance, so we walked to his place. His roommate wasn’t there so we had the place to ourselves. Once we got there, he got us both a drink and we sat at the dining table drinking and talking. He was shocked to hear that I was 40, and I was shocked that he was only 25. I guess neither of us look our age.

I asked him pretty bluntly what his favorite thing about sex was, and he told me he was very inexperienced so he wasn’t really sure. He was really open and honest with me. He had one girlfriend for a few months that he had sex with a few times before they broke up, and he had a one night stand last year. He’s never had sex without a condom and he’d gotten a blowjob once and loved it.

Something about him telling me about his experiences really got me going. Maybe it was his lack of experiences or maybe it was thinking about him, I don’t know, but something hit me, and it hit me hard. I told him that I’m glad he loved his blowjob, because he’s about to get another that’s going to put the first one he got to shame.

The look on his face as a reaction was priceless. “I am?”

I chuckled and said something like “you are, right now. I mean if you want one, which I hope you do.”

He shook his head and said he does want one with big bright eyes. I smiled and walked around the side of the table he was on. I reached my hand out and he took it, and I lead him over to his couch and stopped. He asked if I want him here, and I told him I want him anywhere, and asked if this would work.

He said yes and then asked if he should sit or what. I smiled at him and told him he should probably take off his pants and then he can either stand or sit, it’s up to him, whatever makes him more comfortable.

He slid his pants down and he was pitching the hardest tent in his boxer briefs ever. I pointed and said “those too” and he very hesitantly pulled them down, he was very nervous. I got down on my knees and then he said maybe he’d be more comfortable sitting. I told him that was fine, so he sat on the couch.

I adjusted myself and then reached up, grabbing his cock with my hand and slowly kissed the inside of his inner thigh in a trail up between his legs. I kissed up his shaft on both sides, and I breathed really heavily on his cock, I could tell he liked the feeling of the cool air on the moisture from my kisses.

I quickly took him all the way in, taking him as deep as I could. He let out a deep breath and a slight moan, and I slowly pulled out. I looked up at him, he was watching me with his eyes wide open. I smiled at him and went back down, this time giving him a few good sucks at a medium pace. I pulled him back out and asked if he liked it faster or slower. He told me he had no idea but he just was enjoying whatever I’m doing. I told him that was what I liked to hear, and went back to my medium pace, and focused on smaller strokes at the upper-middle end of his cock.

His cock started pulsing and I wasn’t quite ready to be done. I slowed down a bit and he let out a loud moan and his legs started squirming. I could tell he was enjoying this beyond anything he’d ever experienced. He laid his head back on the couch and his legs started trembling a bit, so I slowed down even further for a few minutes. His moans and slightly wiggling hips were all I needed in order to get turned on to the max.

I went all the way deep, picking up my speed to a pretty fast rate and he squeezed his legs in a bit. I was playing with his balls with one hand and I felt them contract over and over, I gave them a decent squeeze and then I gave him one more suck, as hard as I could like I was sucking a milkshake through a straw, and he let out a trembling moan and came. I kept sucking, swallowing as quickly as I could and he started panting hard with moans in between.

I slowed my pace to a crawl, giving his pulsing cock a break, slowly letting him slide out of my mouth. I rested my face on the inside of his knee and he lifted his head back up, looking down at me and told me that was the best feeling he’s ever had in his life. He asked if that’s what orgasms are supposed to feel like, because he’d never experienced anything like that before.

I told him I knew I’d put his first one to shame, and he laughed, and said I absolutely did. Then he asked if we could do that again, and I said “sure” and leaned forward. I grabbed his cock with my hand and then sucked him in with my lips, and after a few motions up and down he started panting hard and said “maybe we should give this a half hour or so?”

I pulled back out and set my head back on his inner knee, and I played a little bit with his limp cock and he told me he was just joking about doing it again. I told him I knew he was joking, but I wasn’t. I said “Hey Siri, set a 30 minute timer” to the watch on the same hand that was holding him, then I got up and then sat down next to him. He got up, put his clothes back on and we started a movie.

I wasn’t paying much attention to the movie. I was anticipating the timer going off, I thought it was going to be a ton of fun. I had it all planned out for when the timer went off. It seemed like it took an eternity. I checked my watch every few minutes, and then the last ten minutes sort of went by quickly.

My watch buzzed and beeped, and without hesitation I moved down onto the floor on my knees. I started moving my hands up his inner legs, I really wasn’t sure if he was going to think this was funny or sexy. I was ready to play it off like a joke if he wasn’t ready, but as soon as I did this, he grabbed the remote and paused the movie, looked down at me with a smile on his face.

I really was sort of joking around, I didn’t think he’d want to, but he just said “I’m kind of embarrassed, I’m not hard yet.”

I gave him a chuckle and told him good, that’s my job. He lifted his ass off the seat and pulled his pants and underwear down in one motion, and then I helped him pull them the rest of the way off.

I went in, took him into my mouth and he got hard pretty quickly. I skipped the kisses and just went straight into sucking him fairly hard with a constant motion. He was moaning quite a lot, his breathing was deep, and he was getting close. He started moaning a lot longer, almost just constantly making noise, and his cock started pulsing, so I knew he was really close. I took him deep, he came and then I slid back off slowly.

I lightly played with him and he told me again, that was insane. He said it felt just as good as the first one, and said “now I absolutely need another one!”

I smiled at him and asked him, “really? Another 30 minutes?” He chuckled and told me he was totally kidding. I told him he better be ready in 30 minutes and he said maybe an hour. I asked if we could try again once the movie was over and he said yes. I told him maybe he should put on some sweatpants or shorts to make it easier than his jeans, so he went and changed.

Fast forward to the end of the movie, as soon as the credits started rolling, I grabbed him through his sweatpants. I just said “ready?” and he said he would be if maybe I didn’t have a shirt on. I laughed and said “oh really, that’s gonna do it?” and he said yes. So, I took my shirt and bra off, and asked him if he wanted to stick to the couch or do it somewhere else. He said he’d like to try it standing this time, and I said that sounded good.

He stood up and I didn’t let him get his balance before I started pulling his basketball shorts down. He started getting pretty hard before I could even grab him. I played with his cock for a few seconds before pulling him into my mouth. This time, I focused mostly on the side to side motion, going a lot slower. He seemed to like this one as well.

I felt him start to pulse a bit and he started swaying a bit like he was going to fall over. His legs started shaking and he came, and I was shocked that his third time he had every bit as much as the first two. Some of it got on my cheek, he had wriggled quite a lot and I was sucking on his tip and he pulled out. I didn’t love it, but I didn’t care. I mostly like just swallowing it – it’s not about where it ends up, it’s just about the pulsing of their cock, the moaning, the pleasure that they emit, that’s what I enjoy.

I went into the bathroom and cleaned up, and when I came back, he was sitting on the couch smiling. I looked around and didn’t see my shirt or bra and I asked him what was going on. He got a shitty grin on his face and he told me that he hid them and would give them back when I was ready to leave, so if I was ready to leave I could have them back. I asked him if he had one more round in him and he said maybe after another hour. I looked at my watch. It was already late, but I had never thought a guy could get off four times in a night, so it was more of a challenge at this point and totally worth staying up for.

I asked him what the plan was then, and he asked about another movie. I agreed, but told him my boobs were off limits until 10 minutes before round 4. He agreed. We sat there on the couch and I kept teasing him. I would lean my back against him and grab his hand and put it on my ribs, my stomach, up on my shoulder.

About 45 minutes into the movie, he told me he’d like to play with my boobs. I told him he had 10 minutes, and he didn’t waste a second. He started groping me, playing with my nipples, and genuinely enjoying playing with my boobs. It was fun. The ten minutes were up and I asked him if he wanted to stand or sit. He wanted to sit, told me he almost lost his balance last time.

He stripped down and this time I made him take his shirt off so he was completely naked. He told me it wasn’t fair that he was naked and I wasn’t. I glared at him with a “not fair?” kind of look and he laughed and said it was a joke.

I slid off my pants so I was just standing in my underwear, it wasn’t quite a thong but pretty close. I pushed him down and went in for round four. This time, it took him a while to cum. I had to keep the motion almost like a clock, the most consistent and steady rhythm. But, just like before, he came just as much. This time I was more prepared and was sucking him deeper when he came, so there was no mess on my face.

Once I was done, I asked him how it felt and he said it was insane, each one of them feels just as good. He called me a goddess and I gave him a little bow, and then afterward I felt like a complete idiot. We both had a good laugh.

He grabbed his underwear to put them on, and I told him he might as well just leave them off, because he knows we’re going to do this again after the movie’s over. He was like, “you want me to watch the rest of the movie naked? Not unless you do!”

I dropped my panties on the floor and told him deal, but I get to play with his cock during the movie if I want to. He told me deal if he can return the favor and I said I didn’t want that, but he could play with my boobs as much as he wanted.

So we spent the next 45 minutes to an hour finishing the movie playing with each other. After the movie ended, I played with him a lot and he was as hard as a rock. I asked him if he thought a fifth time was possible and he said he felt fine, so probably but I didn’t have to. He wanted to try it laying down, so we walked into his room and I climbed on top of him in a 69 position and told him no touching. I figured a view might help him finish, since he’d already came 4 times.

He agreed and he stayed true for the most part. He touched my butt cheeks which was fine with me, and he felt my boobs most of the time. A few times I could tell he pulled my cheeks apart which made me a little self conscious but he stayed every bit as hard so I’m thinking he enjoyed the view.

This time when he came, my lips were just on his head, so gravity kind of just poured it down his cock. I kept sucking and swallowing a little at a time, making sure he felt every bit as good. The quivers and trembles of his entire body was intense.

I crawled off and sat between his legs, stroking his cock slowly and asked him if it felt good too, he assured me that literally every single one of them was just as good as the last. He practically begged me to do stuff to me, but I was so tired, I hadn’t stayed up this late in like 20 years. He asked me to sleep over and since it was so late, I agreed.

We fell asleep pretty much instantly.

I woke the next morning a horny, crazy mess. I couldn’t believe the night before. His hand was basically inside my butt crack, and I rolled over and he was hard as a rock with his morning wood. I looked at my phone and saw that I didn’t have much time, so I knew I had to leave. My rolling over to get my phone had woken Adam up, and he greeted me with a smile. He asked if I slept well and I said I slept okay. He told me he slept better than he ever had, and it was because he felt a bit lighter.

I didn’t even ask, I just crawled up on top of him and then started working my way down his chest. He begged me to let him do something to me instead, but I laid down on his bed on my stomach, between his legs and sucked him one last time before I left without acknowledging his request. Before I did, I told him he had to be fast because I had an hour before work and I still had to get home to change.

This time he came much faster, just like the first time I had last night. I quickly put my pants on while he went and found my hidden shirt and bra, he told me how incredible it was and I was on cloud nine. I got in the Uber and got home, changed my shirt and got in the car and ended up being late to work, but it was well worth it.

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I added a guy to my grocery order

I dropped the kids off and went to the gym. Pretty typical morning. I showered and got ready and went to the grocery store on my way home. I didn’t have to work and I wanted to make a nice dinner with the kids helping, so I got the ingredients for a pretty basic pasta dish so that they would be willing to help.

I was grabbing a loaf of bread from the bakery section, and I saw an incredibly handsome man. He was probably my age, maybe a year or two older with slightly greying hair, total dad bod, and his face was incredibly handsome. I don’t know what it was specifically, but I just was drawn to him.

I walked right up next to him and grabbed a bag of bagels. I wasn’t even planning on getting them, but I just needed an excuse to get his attention.

I set the bagels back and then asked him if he would mind grabbing me the one from the top shelf. He grabbed it and handed it to me, smiled and nodded.

I smiled back and bit my lip. I walked over to the closest aisle, hoping he would follow me. He did. He came right up next to me, and asked if I had ever tried this coffee blend before. I told him no, but it looked good. He made a cheesy joke about bumping into me again. I told him it was my lucky day then, and I hope it happens again.

I walked over another aisle and then he came there too. “Okay now it’s my lucky day” he said with a smile.

I chuckled flirty and asked what we should do about that. He suggested we grab a coffee and introduced himself as Michael. I said that sounded nice.

We both checked out and then we met there a few minutes later. It was just a block away. He got there first, he only had a few items and I had a cart full. He had my coffee waiting when I got there (he had asked what I like).

We had a great conversation getting to know each other, and after some time I knew I needed to shift to his goals, because this was starting to sound like a guy with longer term plans.

I was pretty blunt, again the new me is more direct. I asked what it is he’s after with taking me for a coffee date. He was generic and told me just to get to know me a bit.

I didn’t really get the answer I was after. I dug a little and eventually got to his recent divorce. He had kids, got divorced two years ago, and is ready to move on with his life and start a new one.

He asked me my story, and I decided to be brutally honest. I told him I’m newly divorced, that I’m not looking for anything remotely serious, and that for the first time, I’m being who I missed in my 20’s.

He chuckled and told me he went through that phase, only it ended quickly as he was getting shot down. He said he hoped I had better luck than he did, but he was sure I had no problems.

I asked him what he had wished had happened and what went wrong. He told me that as soon as he got the divorce, he was so happy, the thought he was just going to run around and fuck every hot woman he saw, but that wasn’t his luck. After he got shot down his self esteem just disappeared, and he’s just accepted the fact that he is a relationship guy, and not a hookup guy.

I told him it’s too bad he’s not a hookup guy, because that’s kinda what I’m looking for right now. I stopped and just waited.

He smiled and asked, “should I be a hookup guy instead?”

I told him that if he was a hookup guy instead, that I’d try pretty hard to leave this coffee shop with him, but it’s too bad he isn’t, and gave him a wink.

He is witty. He said something like “in a crazy turn of events, the man you have spent the last hour getting to know and love is no longer available. Instead, I’d like to introduce you to the new, totally real and confident me named Mike, that would like to invite you back to my place.”

I smiled at him and told him that if he had that level of confidence two years ago, he wouldn’t have had any issues. I said I’d love to go back to his place.

We walked out and he asked if I wanted to get in his car or follow him back or what. I told him we could leave my car here as long as he dropped me back off later, and he said that sounded great. Luckily it’s a super cold day out, because I had some refrigerated items, but I know they’ll be okay all day in this cold.

He lived just a few minutes away. I had assumed as much, since he was at the local grocery store like I was. People usually don’t drive too far for that. During the trip, he basically just told me not to expect much from his place, that it was a mess, etc.

We pulled in the driveway to his house. I thought it was cute. We went inside and it wasn’t really messy at all. The sink had some dishes in it, and it didn’t look like a magazine or anything, but it was cleaner than a lot of places I’ve been to. He took our coats and dropped them on the chair next to the couch.

He asked me if I wanted anything to drink, and I told him I was good after my coffee. He walked up to me and kissed me. I wrapped my arms around his shoulders and neck and kissed back. His hands went immediately to my ass, and he pulled me in tighter.

I grabbed his shirt at the bottom and started pulling it over his head, and he helped take it the rest of the way. His chest wasn’t as hairy as I expected it to be, because he had a very short but thick beard and his arms were pretty hairy. I was wearing a shirt with buttons, so he traced my neck with his finger, down my chest to the top button and then started unbuttoning one at a time. I stood there watching him while he unbuttoned them all. Once the last one was unbuttoned, I let it slide to the floor.

He pulled me in tight again, grabbing my ass while we kissed again, and I pushed him down onto the couch. I unhooked my bra, it clasped in the front, and let that slide down to the floor. I climbed onto his lap, squeezing them as together as tight as I could get them and putting them in his face. He kissed between them a few times, and then moved over to kissing one of my nipples before looking up and kissing my mouth again.

I started grinding on his lap a little, just moving my hips back and forth a little bit while he continued to lick my nipples. I could feel his cock getting hard in his pants, and I reached down between our legs and started stroking it a bit over the fabric.

After a few moments, I backed off and started unbuckling his belt. I pulled it all the way off, then started on his pants. He stood up and took his pants off, his erection holding up his underwear. I grabbed it, gave him a “yum” moan (I don’t know how to describe it besides a quick ‘mmm’).

He told me it was my turn and pointed to the pants. I unbuttoned them, pushed him back down to the couch and turned around, I slowly slid them off moving my hips from side to side in as sexy a way as I could. He smiled and watched me, as I peeked over my shoulder to see his reaction. I then slid my thong off in the same way, wiggling my hips slowly. I bent over just slightly as I dropped them to the ground, sticking my ass toward him while my hips stuck back before turning around and climbing on top of him.

His hard cock was under the thin fabric of his boxer briefs and I pressed my crotch against it hard. I moved my hips a bit, dry humping him like I haven’t done since I was 19 years old. He started moaning, and I did too, and I started moving back and forth a little faster. The friction of the cloth on my clit felt great at first, but then quickly became uncomfortable, and then it bordered on downright painful so I backed up and slid off his underwear.

The fabric had absorbed way too much of my wetness, there was a big spot on the front of his underwear making the black even darker. I wasn’t quite wet enough to slide him in after that, and my purse with a condom on it was across the room. I sat down on his lap, facing away from him. His cock was lining my butt crack and I pushed back into him and wiggled my hips a little bit more. I didn’t do that long before I turned around and got down onto my knees and leaned forward, taking him quickly all the way into my mouth.

He moaned and immediately put his hand on the side of my head, underneath my hair. I thought he was going to push, and if he had, I would have smacked him and left, but he put no weight on it. I continued sucking slowly and deeply, licking the tip and then going all the way down. I moaned loudly, and this turned me on so much I could feel myself starting to get really wet. I wanted to sit on him again, I wanted to let him slide into me, but I didn’t want to take the time to walk across the room, fish for a condom and all that.

I kept sucking on him for a bit longer. I could read that he liked things a little slower than many guys, so I kept the longer, slower pace. He didn’t go as wild for the head turning while on his tip as many guys either, so I kept the rhythm steady. I started fingering my clit slowly, pretty much at the same pace as my motions on him, and this felt wildly good. It wasn’t but a few minutes of this and I no longer had a desire for sex.

Pretty much as I realized that, he told me he was getting close and asked if I wanted to switch things up. I looked up at him and told him if he wants to fuck me he can, but that I am really enjoying sucking his cock and I would prefer to finish him this way. I told him the choice is his.

I went back to the rhythm again and a few moments later I came back up. I asked him between kisses of his cock “are…you…going…to…cum…or…fuck…me…?”

He asked me if I really did want to and I said I absolutely did. He said he hasn’t cum from a blowjob in 10 years, so I told him today’s the day and I went back and didn’t let go. I started sucking and he started moaning loud. Knowing he was about to cum, I started swirling my finger on my clit faster, I needed to get off because I didn’t want to be left hanging.

He burst into my mouth and the moment I felt the first pulse set me over the edge. I came hard and I sucked even harder. He grunted and thrust upward just a bit. I backed my head off to swallow and look at him and grabbed him. I stroked him with one hand while still going faster with my other. I had one long orgasm, or maybe a series of short ones, and I went back down as he came just a little more. I had to pull away my hand from myself, I couldn’t take it any more. I put my hands on his thighs and sped up, sucking as hard and as fast as I could. He started moaning louder and then he came a bit more.

I laid my head on his inner leg and slowly played with his cock as it lost a little big of its firmness. I always love watching it get softer after a really great orgasm, it gives me such an incredible feeling. I know that playing with it will keep it harder, or basically just slow down the loss of his erection, but I love it. I continued to lightly and slowly play with him until he was completely limp. We didn’t say a word.

He was gazing at my face and I looked up and smiled. He reached down and wiped my cheek with his thumb and wiped it on his leg. Apparently there was a drop of cum on it, which must have happened when it was out of my mouth.

He told me it was incredible, and I told him I had a pretty substantial orgasm as well. He asked me if he could return the favor for me and I told him that I couldn’t handle anything else, I really got off, and he enjoyed hearing that.

I stood up and grabbed my clothes. I slid my underwear on while he sat there and he laughed, said he didn’t know if it was safe for him to stand up for a few minutes. I laughed and told him to take his time. I continued dressing then went to the bathroom and made sure I was presentable. My hair wasn’t bad, he had gone underneath everything. I went back out as he was finishing getting dressed.

We did the awkward pleasantries thing where he said we could do this any time and I said maybe. I told him it was fun, he told me it was fun, etc.

He drove me back to the coffee shop, I got in my car and went home. The groceries were fine, in case you wondered.

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The most boring blowjob story ever

This might be the most boring story I have written, but for me, the situation was every bit as exciting as any of the rest of them. I love doing these things, and they don’t have to be super exciting or dangerous or taboo, they can just be a blowjob.

And that’s what this one is.

I went to the gym, I didn’t have to get to work until noon. I worked out hard, which made me finish a bit sooner than I had allotted for. I was just too exhausted to keep working out, so I went in and showered and got ready for work.

By the time I was done, it was 10:45. I went out to my car and thought about just heading straight to work and reading a book in the parking lot. But, I was still just reeling from the events over the weekend, and the more I thought about it, the hornier I got.

I shot Alex a text, “want a blowjob?” I waited a few minutes and got an enthusiastic response, “you know I always do.” To add just a little mystery I started typing and then deleted it, and left my screen on and tapped every once in a while while I drove over there. I thought maybe he would think I was typing a novel.

I parked, walked up the stairs, and opened the door. I figured we were past knocking at this point.

I was right. He was staring at his phone. He looked startled as I opened the door and it made me laugh. He sat his phone down and asked why I laughed and I just told him never mind.

At this point, he’s done fighting anything. He just asks, “where do you want me?”

I looked around for a minute, thinking. “Chair,” I pointed.

He walked over and stood in front of it. He was wearing gym shorts and I yanked them down along with his boxers, then pushed him backwards so he fell down.

I got down on my knees and helped his feet out of his shorts, and then I leaned down and slid his already very hard cock into my mouth. I sucked for just a few seconds and then recalled he said he never gets to touch me, so I thought I would give him a little treat.

I let him slowly slide out of my mouth, probably taking a good 30 seconds, and then I leaned back, taking off my shirt. I unclamped my bra and dropped it on the floor. He had the deer-in-headlights look.

I grabbed his hand and pressed it on my boob and he squeezed gently. I stood up, breaking his grip and then sat down on his leg, and he reached right back up and grabbed my boob again. I reached down and started stroking him slowly. I swear he was harder than ever.

I told him to move to the couch and lay down. He did as instructed. I got down on my knees on the floor, sideways to him, and grabbed his hand again, sticking it to my chest. He twirled my nipple around a bit but mostly just squeezed. Honestly I didn’t enjoy the feeling but it wasn’t painful or anything, but he sure enjoyed it.

He came fast. Faster than usual. I think the combination of squeezing my boob and me getting used to understanding what pace and how hard to suck just set him over the edge.

I think my favorite thing about sucking him is the noises he makes while cumming.

After he was done, I slowly slid him out of my mouth again, and I shuffled over a little bit so my boobs were at his face. He turned and I let him lick my nipples a few times while I played with his cock a little for some torture.

I told him he had one minute, and I sat there letting him lick me. He went back and forth a few times. I gave him a few hard squeezes and told him time was up, and I stood up and grabbed my clothes. He laid there on the couch watching me dress.

He told me I’m too good to him. I told him to shut his mouth if he ever wants another blowjob.

I told him goodbye and went to work.

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Gave a car BJ in the Bar Parking Lot

I had woken up super horny. I was absolutely exhilarated from the day before – I had given two blowjobs to two different guys, and I felt something surging through me still. I used my clit sucker, took a shower, then used it again.

I went out to lunch with a friend of mine, we hadn’t seen each other in quite some time, and it was really nice catching up. She asked me about my love life, this was our first time catching up since the divorce, and I basically told her it was non-existent, but that I was enjoying single life.

She wasn’t really the kind of friend that I would talk sex with, she’s more of a “talk about the kids” kind of friend. As we were eating and chatting, I was exchanging messages on Tinder with a guy that I had been chatting with for a few days now. She asked who I was so busy messaging with and I skirted around it a bit, but then as I put my attention to the responses a bit, she snatched my phone from me mid-message and opened her mouth wide and said, “you’re on Tinder?!”

I told her I was just experimenting a bit, that it was totally new, and that I was just testing it out to see if I wanted to meet anyone. “You know this is just a sex app right?”

I didn’t know how to reply. I told her it’s a dating app and that I had gone on a few dates from it. She asked me if I fucked them, and I told her no. She joked a bit and told me too bad, that I deserved it and she wished she could. Funny, we never had spoken this way.

She handed my phone back to me and told me I should meet him tonight. I replied back to him, we were going to meet at 9 at a bar halfway between both of our places. She was satisfied with that and made me promise that I’d share all the “juicy details” as she put it, with her.

We finished up our lunch and parted ways. I got ready for the date a bit later, and took an Uber out to the bar.

I was expecting him to be there since I was a few minutes late, but I didn’t see anyone that looked like him. I ordered a drink and waited a bit. Nothing. I messaged him asking where he was. No response. It was a half an hour and I had finished my drink, so I ordered another one. I was sitting at the bar with an empty seat next to me, I had to tell about a dozen people that it was taken.

After 45 minutes and a second drink in my stomach, I realized that this asshole stood me up. I was pissed. I took the last gulp of my drink and opened Uber to head home and a guy sat down next to me. He was probably 35 years old or so, not bad looking with average features. Brown hair, blue eyes, probably about 5’10. He looked over at me and said, “I’m sorry, was this seat taken?”

I told him no, I got stood up and was just leaving. He said it was crazy that anyone would stand me up, and asked if I wanted another drink. I told him I didn’t want to, I was just going to go home and drink there.

He said something like, “Why go home and drink when you can get all the free drinks out here that you want?” I sat back down and said fine, you can buy me a drink.

I got my drink and we started chatting. He was here with his friends, but said they wouldn’t mind if he was talking to me instead of them. He gave an air cheers over to the booth they were sitting in. I asked him why he came and sat next to me if he was with his friends, and he told me that they basically dared him to do it, that they said he wouldn’t have the guts to talk to me.

I laughed a bit and told him nice job for going outside his comfort zone. He was the best looking of his friends for sure, but he told me he doesn’t usually talk to women. I asked him why, and he said he typically just strikes out. I didn’t really understand why. He seemed confident enough, he was decent looking, and he could hold a conversation.

I asked what his friends would say to him when he came back, and he said that they’d tell him he was a wuss if he didn’t get my number. I was pretty drunk at this point, and I laughed and asked what they’d think if he didn’t get my number but got a blowjob instead?

He fumbled for his words and I leaned in and asked if he drove here. He told me yes, and I told him that he should probably take me out to his car now, and that he should probably not say anything to his friends if he knew what was best.

He threw down some cash to pay for our drinks, we both stood up and I grabbed his hand and walked past his friends with him, straight out the door. They watched as we walked by and looked confused why we didn’t say anything.

We got outside and I asked which car was his. He pointed to a 4Runner which was parked a few cars away, and I started walking over there. He unlocked it with the remote and started heading to the driver’s seat, but I got into the back seat. He closed his front door and opened the back, slightly confused.

I asked if he’d like to join me in the back. He climbed in and sat in the seat, closing the door. He started awkwardly bobbing his head and then started drumming on his legs. He obviously had no idea what to do, and I really didn’t either. I was pretty hammered at this point, but I was super horny and all I wanted to do with suck him.

I crawled onto the floor and got in front of him. I started feeling the inside of his legs, and I grabbed him tight through his pants. I looked up at him and asked if we could get these jeans out of the way.

He asked if I was sure about this, and I said I absolutely was. He unbuckled and unzipped, and we slid them down together. He was completely soft, and I took him straight into my mouth and sucked him all the way back. He got hard almost instantly.

I started moaning hard, then I took him out of my mouth and kissed down to his balls and then back up. That was the last time I took him out, and I steadily sucked him while he sat there. He wasn’t making any noise, so I swirled my tongue on the tip, and that made lean his head back and moan, so I did that a few more times.

I started taking him as deep as I could while still maintaining as much suction as possible, and he really started getting into it. I picked up the pace, and without any more warning, he exploded in my mouth, moaning and grunting. I quickly swallowed it and kept sucking.

He started moving his hips, almost trying to get away. I mumbled a “huh uh” and kept sucking while he squirmed a bit. I love when they squirm, it turns me on so much and makes me want to do it more.

After a few more minutes of his after orgasm torture, I finally released him. I let his now limp cock flop down and I looked up and smiled at him, asking him what he was going to tell his friends.

He said he didn’t know, he asked what he should say. I told him he could say whatever he wanted, it didn’t matter to me. He went back and forth for a few seconds, giving me reasons for both and I laughed, kissed him on the cheek, and opened his door.

He still hadn’t put his pants on so he grabbed them and covered himself. There was nobody around that could see him, but it was pretty funny. He asked where I was going, and I told him I needed to get home. He asked me if he could take me home, said it was the least he could do, and I told him I just lived around the corner, so it wasn’t a big deal.

I closed his door before he could say anything else and walked away. I dropped the pin for Uber a few blocks away and it was almost perfect timing, he pulled up and I only had to wait a few seconds.

I got home and dropped my purse on the counter and immediately walked into my room and grabbed my vibrator. I figured it was time to give it another go, and I used it, got to orgasm, then I brushed my teeth. I crawled in bed, then decided it was a good night for a round two, this time with the clit sucker.

I used it, and as I orgasmed, I pretty much passed out. Maybe it was from being tired, maybe it was being drunk, but I woke up in the morning laying there just wearing a shirt on top of my covers. I’m going to guess it was a drunk pass out, which I hadn’t experienced in probably a decade.

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I gave two different guys bj’s in one day

It was Friday, and I had a long week. I worked extra shifts to cover for a coworker, the kids were being a real pain the butt and they had activities galore, so I was really ready for my Friday night. I just had to get through a shift at work and then I was home free. I didn’t have any plans at all, which was a little disappointing. Even though I had a long week, I was super horny and had been using the trusty old clit sucker pretty reliably whenever I could, but I wasn’t going to let that get in my way, I thought I would ask some coworkers if they wanted to go out to a bar or something after work.

As the day went on, I had asked a few of the ladies if they wanted to go out and got shot down each time. People already had plans. My fault for being so last minute. This wasn’t the end of the road for me. I could always go by myself if I wanted, or I could meet up with someone from Tinder. I checked my messages and hadn’t gotten anyone on the hook for the night.

My shift’s end was getting closer and I was getting discouraged. I really didn’t want to sit at some bar solo, and still hadn’t gotten any luck with Tinder. I had a few people that I was messaging with and things were looking really good, but not for tonight. Tomorrow night was lining up nicely, but for tonight, it looks like it is reading a book and drinking wine. That’s fine, it’ll be nice and relaxing, right?

We closed down the store and started leaving, and I saw Alex. I hadn’t known he was working today, I didn’t see him at all, and I didn’t think he was on the schedule. He must have swapped with someone also. I got a sudden mental rush, thinking about a quick BJ before I went home. He didn’t see me, he was well on his way to his car. I picked up my pace across the lot, walking toward Alex’s car, and he got in and turned it on. I sort of jogged over the final stretch, making sure I’d get to him in time.

I opened his passenger door and I think I almost gave him a heart attack. I crawled into his car and his eyes were so wide and he almost screamed before he saw it was me and gave me an awkward smile.

I had looked around a bit before jumping in his car and there were still a few cars parked out here, too many for me to do anything here. It was way too risky to give him a quickie on the parking lot when there’s only a few of us out here and the last few people would be trickling out soon.

I told him to pull into the pet store parking lot, which is just a few stores away. He looked confused at first, like “why would I drive us to the pet store that’s closed?” but then he got a little smirk on his face, he knew what was going on.

He drove us over there and we pulled into a spot, in a wide open lot. He pulled in and turned off the car, it took us less than a minute to get over there. I quickly unbuckled my seatbelt and leaned over. The gear selector was directly in my way. I contorted my body a bit and grabbed his crotch. He was already hard, he absolutely knew what was going on.

I couldn’t get good enough access to him from this angle, so I told him to get his dick out for me. He unzipped and pulled himself out, and I gave him a few slow sucks, but the gear selector was really in my way. I’m not sure how people do this, or maybe it’s just something that you’ve got to have the right car for.

I looked up at him and said, “this isn’t working. We need to move to the back,” and I started crawling between the seats. He turned and watched me crawl back, and when I got back there, I could tell he was staring. I asked him if he was staring at my ass, and he said he absolutely was. I told him to come join me. He crawled awkwardly into the back seat, and leaned against the driver side door.

This time, I had more room to work with. I slid his pants down just enough. Then I pulled him out of the hole in his boxers. I told him he needs to enjoy this, but he also needs to keep an eye out in case anyone gets too close.

I was on my hands and knees on the seat, he was sitting up resting against the door, and I slowly slid down all the way. I didn’t really have access to everything with my hands, usually I play with his balls a little, so I just kept the focus on my mouth.

After a few minutes of slowly increasing the pace, he told me there was a car coming. I freaked out and looked up, only for the car to keep driving. We both had a laugh, and I told him that he needs to only tell me if a car parks somewhere near us, or if a security guard drives by us. He nodded, and I went back down, starting over.

Even though I couldn’t stroke him very well with the awkward angles and the fact that his boner was poking through his boxers, I still could twist my head on the tip, and by alternating those with the steady pace of sliding down his shaft, he started pulsing pretty quickly.

Knowing that’s his sign, I slid all the way down and started sucking as hard as I could, and he finally let out a really loud moan and came. I kept sucking lightly until I knew he was done, and then I sat up. He was out of breath and he smiled at me, and he thanked me. I told him never to thank me. He can thank me if I cover a shift or if I buy him a coffee, but he can’t thank me for this.

I told him we should get moving, and I crawled into the passenger’s seat. He slapped my ass on the way up, and I let out a yelp and turned around and gave him the old lady finger, pointing at him. He told me he couldn’t help himself, that he never gets to touch me. I took a mental note of that and smiled.

He crawled up to the driver’s seat and drove me back to my car. The lot was empty, just my car at this point. I jumped out without saying a word, waved, and hopped in. He drove off, and then I drove home.

At home, I took a shower. Once I got out, I threw my robe on and poured a glass of wine. I was planning on reading a book, so I grabbed my kindle and went to bed. I had left my phone in there, so I checked it and saw I had a few Tinder messages to reply to. I replied to the first two, conversations were going well with them, and then I got to the last one and a guy that I had been talking to for a few weeks named Brandon had asked me if I wanted to come over and watch a movie.

On one hand, I was looking forward to my night now that I was ready for it. I had already poured my wine and hadn’t even touched it, but on the other hand, this guy seemed fun and it was still early enough. I told him I’d come over, but I was going to be dressed like a slob. I quickly got dressed in yoga pants and a hoodie, and grabbed my keys.

As I was straightening up my hair, I grabbed some mouthwash and swished it around, then tapped his address and went out to the car.

His place wasn’t too terribly far. It took me about 20 minutes to get there. I walked up the stairs and knocked, he opened, and I went inside. I looked around, he obviously lived with multiple guys. I asked him where his roommates were and he told me they’re both sleeping over at their girlfriend’s houses so he had the place to himself tonight.

He asked me if I wanted a beer and I took him up on it. We sat on his couch and chatted for maybe a half hour and then we decided we’d watch a movie. We watched The Lost City, which I thought was hilarious. We laughed a lot and had a good time. At one point, he put his arm around me and slid really close. He put his hand on my leg.

As the movie was getting close to being over, I had also put my hand on his leg, and I started lightly moving my hand around, just sort of fidgeting a little bit, but I kept creeping a little closer. I could feel just the very tip of his cock through his sweatpants and I rubbed my hand up and down his leg, pushing just a little harder against him each time. I slid my hand up onto his full length, looked at him and asked if this was okay.

He eagerly nodded and told me absolutely. I leaned in and we started making out for a few minutes, swirling our tongues together. He reached up my sweatshirt while I played with him through his sweatpants. I pushed him back gently and asked him if we could take off his sweats. He smiled and leaned back, and I helped him slide them down. He wasn’t wearing any underwear.

I immediately slid down, taking him all the way into my mouth. He let out a loud breath and relaxed a bit. We had talked over Tinder about tests, and he had sent me his test results, so I felt good about this. There was a loud scene in the movie and he jumped from it, which made us both laugh and he told me we should probably pause the movie. The remote was on the coffee table, so I reached over and grabbed it and handed it to him.

I thought this was a good time to adjust, so I slid down onto the floor and got on my knees between his legs. He had no issue with this, and leaned his head back onto the couch. I slowly took him in again, playing with his balls with one of my hands while I used the other to stroke him as I sucked.

It wasn’t but just a few minutes later and he told me he was going to cum and asked where I wanted him to cum. I didn’t respond, I just sucked harder. He warned me again, he made it through “I’m about,” before he started cumming. I kept sucking and let go with my hand. He pulsed a few more times and I leaned back, smiling. I pulled all the way off, still holding him with one hand, just slowly and gently stroking him to end things.

He opened his eyes and we made eye contact. I smiled and he made a grunting noise and came again, this time I wasn’t expecting it and it got on my sweatshirt. I said something like “ooh I got you again,” and he just shook his head, out of breath and mouthed “oh my god” a few times.

I kept slowly stroking him a bit, just getting everything out, and finally he begged me to stop. I stopped for a moment and then stroked him again, and I asked if he was sure, and he said yes.

I let go, stood up and then sat next to him on the couch again. He pulled his sweats on, and told me it was the best blowjob he’s ever gotten. I smiled and told him I loved the compliment and that I enjoyed it too. I told him it was getting late and that I wanted to finish the movie, so he hit play and we watched the final 15 minutes.

I yawned about a thousand times. After the movie was over, I walked my half drank beer over to the sink and dumped the rest. I told him I needed to go, and he thanked me for coming over, then he thanked me for the bj. I thought it was funny, I gave a small chuckle before telling him “no, thank you,” and winked.

We gave each other a hug. We didn’t discuss seeing each other again, because we had talked about that over Tinder. We both knew what we were in for was a one-time thing.

I got home and was absolutely exhausted. I had planned on using my toy, but I was just too tired. I woke up in the morning and used it though.